Monday, December 5, 2011

If I could be any animal, I would be...

...some sort of bird of prey owned by a very nice human. Why? Because I want to fly and not worry about being eaten by some hawk or something and maybe catch lunch in my afternoon flights. I'd want to be owned by a human because I'm so languid, so having someone provide food and shelter for me would make life so much easier and lazier. Plus, I wouldn't have to stress about surviving all the time. I wouldn't be some hapless eagle whose nest fell out of a tree or whose butt froze in the cold. I'd have a heater and air conditioning!

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