Monday, February 27, 2012
What did I think of the Oscars?
I did not watch the Oscars. I never have watched the Oscars, save for maybe a few minutes. I never will watch the Oscars for a long time... probably. If you forced me to watch the Oscars, I would probably start being very querulous until you finally retracted your demand for me to watch it. I would much rather be doing something else other than watching the Oscars. I implore you to not make any rash decisions when forcing me to watch the Oscars because you'd have to deal with a very whiny me. Weigh your options before you make me watch the Oscars! It's not worth it! Have I said "the Oscars" enough yet? In conclusion, the Oscars.